The brain is still draining. But now there are eyes - wide, helpless, witnessing the whole thing in real time. This is the version for people who don't just experience the brain drain, they watch it happen from the inside with a kind of horrified fascination. Hello, dissociation. Nice of you to give us a face.
Nothing's sitting in a warehouse waiting for you. We print it after you hit buy, which is either very sustainable or just how anxious people plan ahead. Please check the delivery info below.
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Made from lightweight and soft cotton fabric, this unisex high-quality tee is as comfy as it is stylish. The well-loved slouchy loose cut makes it a wardrobe staple for all the fashion forwarders. Another standout feature is the dazzling colors that can easily catch anyone's attention.
Drop shoulders
Crew neck
Ribbed collar
Loose fit
100% combed cotton
Pre-shrunk
Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
Fabric weight: 190g/m²
Side-seamed construction
Double-stitched ribbed collar
Taped neck and shoulders
Double-stitched cuffs and hem
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).
Do you ship internationally? Yes, US, UK, Germany, Italy, France, Australia, Canada and pretty much everywhere else too.
How long will my order take? Everything's made when you order it, so give us a sec. Production takes about 48 hours, then it's off with the courier. From there: UK is 6-10 working days, US/Australia/Canada 7-12, and if you're further afield, 10-30 days. Basically, the further you are, the more time to get excited.
Wait, why does the delivery take so long? Because nothing's sitting in a warehouse waiting for you specifically, we make it once you hit buy. It's slower than a shelf item, but it means less waste and no dead stock. Worth the wait, we promise.
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The brain is still draining. But now there are eyes - wide, helpless, witnessing the whole thing in real time. This is the version for people who don't just experience the brain drain, they watch it happen from the inside with a kind of horrified fascination. Hello, dissociation. Nice of you to give us a face.
Yes, US, UK, Germany, Italy, France, Australia, Canada and pretty much everywhere else too.
Everything's made when you order it, so give us a sec. Production takes about 48 hours, then it's off with the courier. From there: UK is 6-10 working days, US/Australia/Canada 7-12, and if you're further afield, 10-30 days. Basically, the further you are, the more time to get excited.
Because nothing's sitting in a warehouse waiting for you specifically, we make it once you hit buy. It's slower than a shelf item, but it means less waste and no dead stock. Worth the wait, we promise.
Depends where you're ordering from. Some countries add their own charges on arrival, it's outside our control, sadly. We'll flag this at checkout if it applies to you.
Yep, you'll get a tracking link by email as soon as it ships. Refresh it as many times as makes you feel something.
Yep, straight to your inbox once it ships. Refresh it obsessively, we won't judge.
Once your order hits [£/$50], yes. Under that, you'll see the exact cost at checkout, no surprises, no sneaky mark-up. We charge exactly what it costs us to get it to you.